So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she looked like the before picture.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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