can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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