you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Randomize
