this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
This is the high leading the old right now
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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