you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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