ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Less talking, more tequila
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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