All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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