i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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