quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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