i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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