Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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