Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
