ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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