similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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