are you still at the devil's house?
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I hate all girls vehemently.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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