She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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