so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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