grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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