please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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