But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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