We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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