Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
