these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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