Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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