i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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