Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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