Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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