Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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