there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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