kristin has been a bad kristin
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I feel like abortions should bother me more
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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