carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
wow bdsm is so cute
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
