Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
We smell like vodka and hangover
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