when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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