ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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