I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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