I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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