oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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