So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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