If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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