i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
