NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Enjoy the penises
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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