I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Randomize
