I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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