She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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