I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize