My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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