new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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