Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I look better un-naked...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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