someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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