Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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