Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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