...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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