I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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