ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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